"Constitutional AI is either the most important safety innovation since seatbelts or the most elaborate exercise in corporate storytelling since Theranos."

"The IDE that treats your codebase like a conversation partner rather than a silent warehouse of technical debt."

"A monument to feature creep that makes Microsoft Office look minimalist by comparison."

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