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Marqeta Series E

Card Rails Autopsy | Reviewed by Crobert Rhristgau | January 12, 2026
4.6
Deal Information
Company: Marqeta
Round: Series E
Amount: $150M
Valuation: $4.3B
Date: May 2021
Investors: Visa, Goldman Sachs
Sector: Fintech

Marqeta just raised $150M at $4.3B and I'm struggling to form a strong opinion either way. Visa, Goldman Sachs are backing what amounts to card rails autopsy, which is either prescient or premature depending on how the next eighteen months shake out. The Series E valuation isn't offensive, the team has relevant experience, and the market is real if competitive. But there's nothing here that makes me sit up in my chair. It's the VC equivalent of ordering the chicken at a steakhouse—perfectly fine, slightly underwhelming, and you'll forget about it by tomorrow.

VERDICT: Card Rails Autopsy valued at $4.3B—either visionary timing or expensive optimism.